Life for Lola

I am now as happy as a sand boy as I am now the proud owner of a pedometer which I hope will shock me in to getting off my fat lazy arse. I have put on an alarming amount of puppy fat due to my desk bound job and my penchant for the booze. So now I can set a target of steps that I must achieve a day and not go to bed until I have done it. I am working on the principle that walking + less booze = less fat. If it doesn't work than I shall have to blame my metabolism or thyroid gland. It's great, it plays music (if you want it to) whilst you walk and the faster you walk the quicker the tempo. It's quite funny, I was racing along making "Greensleaves" sound like techno. Very funny indeed. I advise all my readers to get one.