Life for Lola

You know, people's behaviour away from Belgravia would have you aghast..........we popped into town yesterday, just to see what we could get for £100,000 - well, I have never been so insulted in my life. Our first estate agent - apart from looking like Cleo Laine very much on the downward spiral of drug addiction - basically laughed in our faces. The second estate agents stank of a recently consumed Kentucky Fried Chicken, was staffed by a man who looked like the chap in the Benny Hill Show, an idiot boy with a cold an another man who looked like a pig (including a protruding snout). Idiot boy basically told us "F*ck off you must be joking". We didn't bother with anymore after that, never have I been more convinced that I want to move to Eastbourne. We walked around town afterwards and my god it's on the skids. It's filthier than a blue northern comedian. It's such a contrast to the nice, amiable people of Eastbourne.