Life for Lola

I've decided that the BBC is nothing more than a half way house for the disabled and the Welsh. All their presenters - with the exception of that nice Craig Doyle look as though they have come straight from some Victorian Side Show. If you need convincing, sit infront of the BBC's breakfast show for an hour and you'll get your money's worth.

I've been watching the batty blonde weather girl for a few months, she's a rasping asthmatic. At the end of each sentance she'll take a huge breath that sounds like she's swallowed a mouth organ. It aint nice, it makes me breathe funny and puts me off me porridge.