Life for Lola

Have not been up to writing much today, sorry. It's late now and you've all left your offices and are in all probability watching a programme where gormless people are having their terraced homes decorated by a prancing fairy. Perhaps you have just finished consuming beef bourguignon from a tray with a picture of a chi wa wa with a bow tie on - perhaps not. Maybe as I write this you are at your Yoga class where, although you are enjoying the social side of things, can't quite "get it" yet. Maybe at this minute your bedroom is heavy with cheap perfume as you prepare for a night at bingo with the girls - if this is the case then put a little more mascara on for me.

Aaah, I can think no more, tonight I am stuffing a chicken breast with feta cheese.