Today I attempt to crack this forum installation thing so for today's life for lola I shall let Mr Twitchen speak in reply to yesterday's lola :
Dearest Lou Lou,
I too, am aghast at the appalling state of todays so called "Men", it seems that today if a man wants to attract a member of the fairer sex he has to zip orf down to the beauty parlour and spend the equivalent of a lifetimes earnings of a chinaman on coiffure-ing (?) himself before liberally dousing his body in some awful smelling French liquid and nipping down to the `bistro ` for a sherry!! It was different in my day I can tell you, we just strolled up to the girl of our intended sexual liaison, asked who she didn't like......... then calmly walked over to them and started a fight, if we won,then there would be another `notch` in the Twitchen headboard (and maybe a dash down to the clap clinic!!) and much ribbing down the pub the next night, there was never a hint of gel in the hair or foul French muck on me chops (although Brut was acceptable coz "our Henry" endorsed it). It wont be too long before we`re as cowardly as the French or as smelly, it makes me cry , it really does.
A hundred years ago we had an Empire and were ruled by an
Emperor, then we had a Kingdom and were ruled by a King..... now we have a Country..............
Love you and the website, best wishes . Mr. Teeeee
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