Life for Lola

It was my best intention to cycle to work this morning as the office has now moved to more convenient premises. It's rather lovely actually. My view is spectacular, I have a nice tree covered in ivy to the south and to the east a pleasant stream complete with ducklings. I am, as they say, in clover.

Anyhow, I looked out over my porridge and the rain was steadily drifting down, I didn't much fancy a bike ride which would leave me with a black slash of water and grease up my backside so I made ready to walk. I estimated 30 minutes should do it. I packed my bag for a day of paid labour.

The rain continued so up went the brolly. I wasn't even half way there when time trickled away, my pace was too slow, my shoulder ached because I had too much in my bag. There was a point where I contemplated jettisoning the four granny smith's but I kept on. I felt like one of those athletes running dragging a tyre behind them. I wasted time swapping the bag and brolly arm and arrived eventually about five minutes late in a right old mess. It took me the best part of an hour to cool down. Still, if I carry on like this I may drop a dress size. I'm hoping the blustery showers will abate so I can wheel out the boneshaker tomorrow.