This morning I came to the stark realisation that I need to shell out for some new bras. My favourites are in the wash and so I was scrambling around in my delicates draw trying to find a suitable hoist. You should have seen me.....well, I'm glad you didn't as I reminded myself of a snatch weightlifter.I lent over and guided myself into the long unused cups, steadied my feet, mentally prepared myself and then, with a huge 'snatch and grab', I stood upright. The room span a bit as I tried to do the contraption up but it was no use, like the weightlifter who has taken on too much I dropped the mammaries and the bra went crashing to the floor.
I have decided to boost M&S profits this weekend and buy up the lingerie department.
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