Life for Lola

The ladyfriend and I are having to compile Christmas lists. I have cause for concern. I think I might be a bit grabby.....I just want so much. I want a kite, the new Nigella Lawson and Jamie Oliver book, a frying pan, a chinese mandolin (with safety guard), a fossil hunting hammer, clinique simply perfume, the new kd lang and Rufus Wainwright cd, a bird bath, socks, scarf, mittens and wellington boots (size 7).

The ladyfriend wants nothing. I had to interrogate her in a Lindy England style and still it was like pulling teeth.