Life for Lola

I see Victoria has pulled all of David Beckham's lovely long locks out for the summer. I must say, and all my colleagues agree with me, it does suit him better. However, I don't think a trip to the barber shop and a quick transformation will have the same effect on their marriage. I should imagine, psychologically, they think a quick whirr of the clippers will shed them of the tawdry tales but it wont. I give it six months.

Mind you, I know I keep banging on about Morrissey at the moment but I wonder if this is old Posh's way of trying to ride the wave of Morrissey's popularity. Why, if I turn to the lyrics of "Hairdresser on Fire" I can't help but be stunned by this verse...."Oh, here is London "Home of the brash, outrageous and free", You are repressed, But you're remarkably dressed, Is it Real ?" click here if you don't believe me

Now, has Posh misinterpreted the lyrics, thought "is it real" meant Real Madrid and told David "You're remarkably dressed , you better get ya 'air cut so we can get tickets to Meltdown"