Life for Lola

Hi jinks in the house this morning. Rancid milk, so had to wait until the shop opened for fresh supplies. Decided to do everything backwards and to have breakfast when we were scrubbed and dressed only there was no hot water due to a cock up with the boiler. Kettles were boiled.

Finally got porridge whilst digesting scenes of Britney Spears which stuck in my throat. Made a healthy balanced meal for the ladyfriend and I for lunch (does feta cheese go off in the fridge? Mine had a bit of a twang.) Noted that the looney lady next door is abscent, I think she may have been taken back into care.

Got to the bathroom with a steaming kettle only to find the water was warm enough atlast. Hoorah.

Got in the car and we started to sing "You do something to me" (not Weller) finished singing and I said "You should always start the day with Cole Porter" but the ladyfriend replied "Yes and not cold water!" We laughed! We shall dine out on that one for months to come.