oooh Matron

I'm off to the doctors today - after being snubbed for someone who no doubt had mild indigestion - I'm not looking forward to it. I am presenting myself with a rather sensitive issue which no doubt is a result of hormones, the onslaught of alzheimers or lost luggage - either way I shall have to watch what she does with the angle poise.

Think of me at 3.30 flicking through some tawdry women's magazine sitting next to some young mother with a snotty kid running up and down and opposite an eastern european in leather with a paisley lining. Oh I am not keen to go.