Life for Lola

Had one too many glasses of Chateau Whatever last night and things have been a little rusty this morning. I feel a little bit vague and have made several human errors in the workplace already. I can't blame it all on the booze, infact, I am convinced that the solar storms are to blame for it all. It is thrilling to think of us sitting here reading our Women's Weeklies whilst the sun shoots out radioactive balls of venom toward our little pustulating planet.

I often think of the amazing things that I've seen in my lifetime - the new millennium, Halle Bop, Mars closer than ever, that solar eclipse and the tragic things like September 11th and Margaret Thatcher. History certainly is something of an experience.