At least I didn't fake it, hat, sir I guess I didn't make it

When does the devil piss on the blackberries? I don't think I have got long before nature's fruits turn sour. I have given up on the old pomodoro, they are still bright green and are not exhibiting the slightest signs of turning red. What am I to do for the harvest festival this year? I shall have to buy a can of ratatouille for the altar.

I must now announce my new favourite female impersonator. Take a look at Lypsinka when you can. I sat and listened to a selection of his favourite records yesterday and was scribbling names down like a demon.