Eat coal

I am continually fed up with the scary looking women on breakfast tv, I've no truck with the national team, oh no, that well turned out Nijinsky woman is a breath of fresh air in the morning, it's those trashy old slags on the local London news. I suppose living in the metropolis they think they can just roll into the studio at dawn after spending a night in one of these discotheques - no doubt snorting cocaine (the drug of choice I hear for staff of the BBC) Just look at this When I started my career as a copy typist I kept a sharp pencil and my hair up at all times, my finger nails were cleaner than a nuns duvet, those girls at the bbc could learn a thing or two about presentation I can tell you. Why, I was more familiar with the map of the world than my own body at their age.

Also on the programme there was a report about single parents and how they can't feed their children and how they could do with some more money please - well you know my thoughts on the matter, but the lady in the film had a very nice kitchen thankyou, with a lovely bread bin. Get that in a carboot Ms and you could feed your nippers for a week!